HOG BALLS™

BALL-BUSTING UPPER BODY WORKOUT BAR

FAT GRIP combination Arms Bar • T- Row Bar • Pull-Up Bar Handles

GOT THE BALLS TO RAGE AGANST RESISTANCE?

Meet HOG BALLS™ — the no-bull shit, muscle-recruiting upper body bar built for lifters who don’t apologize for engaging in Hog Wild Workouts.

That said this isn’t a lame assed skinny chrome cable bar.
This is a fist filling fat steel cable bar with big balls, and crazy leverage angles designed to bitch slap muscles out of sleepwalking through workouts.

Blitz Biceps. Triceps. Forearms. Grip. Upper Back too
If muscles extend, curl, pull, rows, or hang, or grip — HOG BALLS wrecks them.

WHAT MAKES HOG BALLS DIFFERENT?

🟢 MASSIVE 4" BALLS of STEEL GRIPS = MAX MUSCLE RECRUITMENT

Those 4" steel ball grips instantly overload the hands and forearms, forcing:

• Crazy inspired workouts

• Stronger force output
  

• Greater neural drive

• Faster strength gains

Big grips signal big load to the nervous system.
Your body responds by recruiting more muscle fibers — something skinny bars simply don't do.

🟢 FAT SHAFT = HEAVIER LIFTS, STRONGER ARMS

Choose your weapon:

• FAT: 1-3/4" round shaft × 20" long

• MEGA: 2" round shaft × 23" long

Either way, the thick handle forces forearms, biceps, triceps, and lats to work harder against body weight, Olympic plates, and Cable Weight Stacks, delivering brutal stimulus for:

• Bicep curls

• Reverse cable curls

• Triceps extensions

• T-Bar, Cable Rows, and Pull Ups

This is why HOG BALLS eats weight stacks like Hogs at feeding time

🟢 ‘LIVE ACTION’ SWIVEL RING = POWER UNLEASHED

The beast-releasing 'Live Action' swivel attachment ring free's natural movement under load so you can:

• Generate more force against resistance

• Apply resistance with reduced joint stress

• Get more reps with more weight

• Accurately target and root out inactive muscle fiber

As in benefits applied to cable triceps workouts, biceps curls, forearm training cable rows, pullups, and all cable back workouts.

PUT THE WRECKING BALLS TO BORING WORKOUTS

HOG BALLS™ RULE FOR:

• Cable Straight Bar triceps workouts & tricep pushdowns with Balls

• Bicep curls & reverse grip cable curls on balls or shaft

• Forearm training & grip workouts

• High and Low cable pulley rows

• Seated cable row alternatives

• Cable back workouts

• Pull Up Workouts

• Arm blaster workouts

• CrossFit & functional training

HOG BALLS 'OPTIONAL ATTACHMENTS' UNLOCK:

• T-Bar / Landmine rows (optional T-Bar Ring)

• Pull-ups & pull-up variations (optional Hog Legs Pull-Up Hook)

⚠️ NOTE: T-Bar landmine rows and pull-ups require optional accessories (sold separately).

WHO IT’S FOR

HOG BALLS is built for:

• CrossFit athletes

• Rock climbers

• Strongmen

• MMA fighters

• Weightlifters

• Grip strength addicts

• Bodybuilders

If your training demands 'No Less than Excess' performance and results, it's time to man up and take your lame workouts by the Balls!

COMMERCIAL GRADE CONSTRUCTION

• Fabricated from commercial-grade welded steel

• Baked Sure-Grip non-slip powder coat finish

• Massive 4" steel balls for unmatched durability

• Designed to easily survive commercial gym abuse and break lesser men

No chrome.
No limp wrist excuses.
No mercy.

JUST BIG FAT LAT AND ARM SWELLING RESULTS THAT COMMAND RESPECT

MADE IN THE USA. BACKED FOR LIFE.

• Proudly Pennsylvania, USA Made by Lifters for Lifters

• 🏋️ Commercial Grade Load Rated to an easy 1000lbs

• ♾️ Lifetime Replacement Warranty

Buy once. Cry once bitch then its game on!
Train heavy like forever.

WHY HOG BALLS BUILDS MORE MUSCLE

Skinny bars don't inspire the use of More Weight.
FAT grips create the urge to crank 'No Less than Excess'

HOG BALLS demand:

• Stronger overall grip activation

• Amplified forearm engagement

• Multiplied triceps and biceps muscle recruitment

• Higher force against resistance

• More overall muscle recruitment and terminal performance outputs

• Way less workout boredom

That’s how Progressive Resistance Exercise Thrives!

FINAL WORD

HOG BALLS™ isn’t polite.
It isn’t subtle.
And definitely isn’t for wannabes or the faint of heart.

It's a Brash and Bold let your legend be told cable bar extreme!

If you crave:

• Swollen arms

• Skull crushing grip power

• A thick Cobra wide back 

• Rage against the resistance workouts

• Serious Gym Cred

Then don't be shy, grab a pair of HOG BALLS and grow a set you can be proud of!