HOG BALLS™

BALL-BUSTING UPPER BODY WORKOUT BAR

Fat Grip Cable • T-Bar • Pull-Up Weapon

GOT THE BALLS TO TRAIN HEAVY?

Meet HOG BALLS™ — the no-apologies, muscle-recruiting upper body bar built for lifters who don’t tiptoe around Hog Wild Workouts.

That said this isn’t a lame assed skinny chrome cable bar.
This is fat steel, big balls, and crazy leverage angles designed to bitch slap muscles that have been sleepwalking through your workouts.

Biceps. Triceps. Forearms. Back. Grip.
If it pulls, curls, rows, or hangs — HOG BALLS wrecks it.

WHAT MAKES HOG BALLS DIFFERENT?

🟢 MASSIVE 4" BALL GRIPS = MAXIMUM MUSCLE RECRUITMENT

Those 4" steel ball grips instantly overload the hands and forearms, forcing:

• Greater neural drive

• Stronger force output

• Faster strength gains

Big grips signal big load to the nervous system.
Your body responds by recruiting more muscle fibers — something skinny bars simply cannot do.

🟢 FAT SHAFT = HEAVIER LIFTS, STRONGER ARMS

Choose your weapon:

• FAT: 1-3/4" round shaft × 20" long

• MEGA: 2" round shaft × 23" long

Either way, the thick handle forces grip, biceps, and triceps to work harder, delivering brutal stimulus for:

• Bicep curls

• Reverse cable curls

• Triceps extensions

• Cable arm workouts

This is why HOG BALLS eats weight stacks for breakfast.

🟢 ‘LIVE ACTION’ SWIVEL RING = UNRESTRICTED POWER

The beast-releasing Live Action swivel attachment ring allows natural movement under load so you can:

• Generate more force against resistance

• Reduce joint stress

• Train harder, longer, and safer

Perfect for cable triceps workouts, cable rows, forearm training, and cable back workouts.

ONE BAR. SAVAGE VERSATILITY.

HOG BALLS™ dominates:

• Cable triceps workouts & pushdowns

• Bicep curls & reverse grip cable curls

• Forearm training & grip destruction

• Low cable pulley rows

• Seated cable row alternatives

• Cable back workouts

• Arm blaster workouts

• CrossFit & functional training

OPTIONAL ATTACHMENTS UNLOCK:

• T-Bar / Landmine rows (optional T-Bar Ring)

• Pull-ups & pull-up variations (optional Hog Legs Pull-Up Hook)

⚠️ NOTE: T-Bar landmine rows and pull-ups require optional accessories (sold separately).

WHO IT’S FOR

HOG BALLS is built for:

• CrossFit athletes

• Rock climbers

• Strongmen

• MMA fighters

• Weightlifters

• Grip strength addicts

If your training demands real equipment, this is it.

COMMERCIAL GRADE CONSTRUCTION

• Fabricated from commercial-grade welded steel

• Baked Sure-Grip non-slip powder coat finish

• Massive 4" steel balls for unmatched durability

• Designed to survive serious gym abuse

No chrome.
No gimmicks.
No mercy.

MADE IN THE USA. BACKED FOR LIFE.

• 🇺🇸 Proudly Pennsylvania, USA Made

• 🏋️ Commercial Grade Rated

• ♾️ Lifetime Replacement Warranty

Buy it once.
Train heavy forever.

WHY HOG BALLS BUILDS MORE MUSCLE

Skinny bars allow cheating.
Big grips expose weakness.

HOG BALLS forces:

• Stronger grip activation

• Increased forearm engagement

• Greater triceps and biceps recruitment

• Higher force-on-force output

That’s how real arm growth happens.

FINAL WORD

HOG BALLS™ isn’t polite.
It isn’t subtle.
And it definitely isn’t for everyone.

But if you want:

• Bigger arms

• Stronger grip

• Brutal cable workouts

• Equipment that hits back

Then grab HOG BALLS and grow a pair you can be proud of.